May 2013
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.
david-tennant-omg:
tunoeresdarks:
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
i mean
look at this fucking thing
IT’S CHARGING
you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake…
aduhm:
closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
ethanwearsprada:
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
tonynsteve:
ipartiedwithjoshfranceschi:
squidkneee:
if i had a dollar for every minute ive ever spent on the internet only god knows where id be right now
Probably still on the internet
but I’d be lying in a fucking huge pile of money while on the internet
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
twatermel0n:
sheepcatcore:
“your roots are growing in”
oh, oh god, oh my god, oh jesus, oh lord.
oh my frickin shit
fuck me in the anus & rip my eyeballs out, mY ROOts R GRowiNG IN
I didn?T EnVEn SEE???? WoW THAnk YOU i NEVER wouLDvE GUESSEd CONsiDERING I LOOk At MY HAir In tHE mIRRor EVery FuCKing DAy??????
ThanK U
I GET THIS SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
r-amp:
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
